JOHN KASSIR
John Kassir
Gender: Male
Known for: Acting
Birthday: October 24, 1957
Place of Birth: Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Biography
John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
Starring
2026·
The Barn Part IIITBA·
Hidden DragonThe Fortune Teller (voice)
2025·
If It BleedsChip
2024·
RockbottomRodney
2022·
Bugs Bunny BuildersPete Puma (voice)
2022·
ButterBilly
2022·
Post Modern MinionWaiter (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
2022·
HellblazersRick
2021·
DOTA: Dragon's BloodMerchant (voice), Guard (voice), Vahdrak (voice)
2021·
Flora & UlyssesUlysses (voice)
2021·
Sing 2Additional Voices (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Narrator
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
2018·
The GrinchAdditional Voices (voice)
2017·
The Emoji MovieAdditional Voices (voice)
2017·
Merry & ScaryDagobert Duck (voice)
2017·
Despicable Me 3Additional Voice (voice)
G. Alexander
2016·
To Tell the TruthSelf - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
2016·
12 Deadly DaysNiko
2016·
Pete's DragonElliot the Dragon (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
2016·
SmotheredJohn Kassir
2015·
New Looney TunesPete Puma / Claude (voice), John / Janitor (voice), Native American (voice), Pete Puma (voice)
2015·
MinionsAdditional Voices (voice)
2014·
BreadwinnersToilet Monster (voice), Big Dumb Monster (voice)
Baker / Man in turban / Donkey driver / English tourist / Wedding guest / Fisherman / Policeman 2 (voice)
2013·
Rick and MortyBlim Blam (voice)
2013·
Mickey MouseScrooge McDuck (voice)
2013·
Monsters UniversityAdditional Voices (voice)
General Fallon's Small Head
2013·
The Smurfs 2Crazy Smurf (voice)
Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
The Cryptkeeper (voice)
Marco (voice)
Sai So (voice)
2011·
Halloween WarsSelf - Guest Judge
Pete Puma (voice)
2011·
The SmurfsCrazy Smurf (Voice)
2011·
Monster Mutt2010·
Hot in ClevelandThe Pope
2010·
Nothing SpecialMarty
The Joker
2009·
CastleMr. Dreyfus
Additional Voices (voice)
Chuck
2008·
Random! CartoonsDugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice), Ice King / Fire Element (voice), Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
2008·
ChannelsWalter
2007·
Adventure TimeIce King (voice)
P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
2006·
American ScaryHimself / 'Cryptkeeper'
Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
2006·
The WildAdditional Voice (voice)
2005·
Danger RangersFallbot (voice)
2005·
Ben 10Zombozo (voice)
2005·
BonesLawrence Melvoy
Chey (voice)
2005·
Dr. RageMoe Moebius
Ray Rocket (voice)
Quint
2003·
NCISPerry Swan
2003·
The Handler2003·
Joan of ArcadiaMime God
2003·
Far From HomeWinston (voice)
Rocky / Armando (voice)
2002·
Kim PossibleCommodore Puddles (voice), Additional Voices (voice)
Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
2002·
CSI: MiamiFarley Wheeler
Squirrel (voice)
Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
2002·
RitualThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
2001·
Samurai JackScissorsmith (voice)
Lord Moldybutt
2001·
Philly2001·
Grounded for LifeMusgrove
2001·
The JobWinston (voice)
Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice), Marl (voice)
2000·
As Told by GingerWinston (voice)
Hotel Guest
2000·
The Three StoogesShemp Howard
1999·
The Brothers Flub(voice)
1999·
Rocket PowerRay Rocket (voice)
1999·
The Amanda ShowCarl Klutz
Crypt Keeper (voice)
1998·
CatDogDunglap / Mervis (voice)
1998·
HerculesRiver Styx Ferryman (voice), Charon (voice)
Dmitri Shishtokovich
1998·
CharmedAlchemist
1998·
The Wild ThornberrysEl Gordita (voice)
1998·
Jelly's DayHargus
Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
Scuttlebutt (voice)
1997·
I Am WeaselMessenger / Asp (voice)
1997·
Cow and ChickenMessenger / Asp (voice)
1997·
The Visitor1997·
Team Knight RiderPlato
1997·
Johnny BravoRay Palmer / The Atom
1996·
Dexter's LaboratoryGuy #2 / Guy #3 / Kid #2 (voice)
Cryptkeeper (voice)
1996·
Early EditionJersy Carpathian
1996·
Boston CommonFrankie
1996·
Malcolm & Eddie1996·
Spy HardRancor Guard at Intercom
1996·
Bordello of BloodThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
1996·
Encino WomanJean Michel
1995·
Dumb and DumberCritic / Art Type (voice), Vinnie / Tribesman (voice), Thug (voice)
1995·
Star Trek: VoyagerGar
1995·
Brotherly LoveCryptkeeper
1995·
Earthworm JimSnott / Henchrat (voice)
1995·
The Single GuyMaitre 'D
1995·
SlidersArnold Potts
Buster Bunny (voice)
1995·
CyberTracker 2Tripwire
Herman (voice)
Crypt Keeper (voice)
1995·
CasperThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
Igor
1995·
PocahontasMeeko (voice)
1994·
FriendsStanley
1994·
DuckmanHaman (voice)
Buster Bunny (voice)
1993·
AnimaniacsBuster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
Cryptkeeper (voice)
1993·
Bonkers1993·
Problem Child(voice)
1993·
Sonic the Hedgehog1993·
Rocko's Modern Life1992·
The Little MermaidRats (voice)
Photographer
1992·
Eek! The CatMittens (voice)
The Crypt Keeper (voice)
1990·
Dream OnChuck
1989·
The SimpsonsPossum (voice), Donkey (voice), Various Animals (voice)
1989·
Tales from the CryptCrypt Keeper (voice), Narrator (voice), Larry
1989·
FMDon Tupsouni
1987·
Tour of DutyLenny Pilchowski
1985·
MoonlightingPolice Detective
1984·
1st & TenZagreb Shkenusky
1983·
No York City1979·
The Facts of Life