JOHN KASSIR
John Kassir
Gender: Male
Known for: Acting
Birthday: October 24, 1957
Place of Birth: Baltimore, Maryland, USA
Biography
John Kassir is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his work as the voice of the Cryptkeeper in HBO's Tales from the Crypt franchise. He is also known for his role as Ralph in the off-Broadway show Reefer Madness and its 2005 film adaptation. He is also the current voice of Scrooge McDuck since 2016, after the death of Alan Young. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Kassir, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
Starring
2025·
If It BleedsChip
2022·
Bugs Bunny BuildersPete Puma (voice)
2021·
DOTA: Dragon's BloodMerchant (voice), Guard (voice), Vahdrak (voice)
2021·
Flora & UlyssesUlysses (voice)
2016·
To Tell the TruthSelf - Voice of the Cryptkeeper on "Tales from the Crypt"
2016·
12 Deadly DaysNiko
2015·
New Looney TunesPete Puma / Claude (voice), John / Janitor (voice), Native American (voice), Pete Puma (voice)
2014·
BreadwinnersToilet Monster (voice), Big Dumb Monster (voice)
2013·
Rick and MortyBlim Blam (voice)
2013·
Mickey MouseScrooge McDuck (voice)
Dark Beaver / Dave Beaver (voice)
2011·
Halloween WarsSelf - Guest Judge
Pete Puma (voice)
2010·
Hot in ClevelandThe Pope
2009·
CastleMr. Dreyfus
2008·
Random! CartoonsDugly Uckling / Kung Pao Bunny (voice), Ice King / Fire Element (voice), Bone / Soldier A / Soldier B / Soldier C (voice)
2005·
Danger RangersFallbot (voice)
2005·
Ben 10Zombozo (voice)
2005·
BonesLawrence Melvoy
2003·
NCISPerry Swan
2003·
The Handler2003·
Joan of ArcadiaMime God
Seymour / Student #3 (voice)
2002·
Totally Spies!2002·
Kim PossibleAdditional Voices (voice)
2002·
CSI: MiamiFarley Wheeler
2001·
Samurai JackScissorsmith (voice)
Lord Moldybutt
2001·
Philly2001·
Grounded for LifeMusgrove
Evan Zarl / Snark / Zinko (voice), Marl (voice)
2000·
As Told by GingerWinston (voice)
Hotel Guest
1999·
The Brothers Flub(voice)
1999·
Rocket PowerRay Rocket (voice)
1998·
CatDogMervis (voice)
1998·
HerculesRiver Styx Ferryman (voice), Charon (voice)
Dmitri Shishtokovich
1998·
CharmedAlchemist
1998·
The Wild ThornberrysEl Gordita (voice)
1997·
The Visitor1997·
Team Knight RiderPlato
1997·
Cow and Chicken1997·
Johnny BravoCryptkeeper (voice)
1996·
Early EditionJersy Carpathian
1995·
Star Trek: VoyagerGar
1995·
Brotherly LoveCryptkeeper
1995·
Earthworm JimSnott / Henchrat (voice)
1995·
The Single GuyMaitre 'D
1995·
SlidersArnold Potts
1994·
FriendsStanley
1993·
AnimaniacsBuster Bunny (voice, uncredited)
Cryptkeeper (voice)
1993·
Bonkers1993·
Problem Child(voice)
1993·
Sonic the Hedgehog1992·
The Little MermaidRats (voice)
Photographer
1992·
Eek! The CatMittens (voice)
1989·
The SimpsonsPossum (voice), Donkey (voice), Various Animals (voice)
1989·
Tales from the CryptCrypt Keeper (voice), Narrator (voice), Larry
1989·
FMDon Tupsouni
1987·
Tour of DutyLenny Pilchowski
1985·
MoonlightingPolice Detective
1984·
1st & TenZagreb Shkenusky
1979·
The Facts of LifeTBA·
BoneheadsBone
2024·
RockbottomRodney
2023·
Hidden DragonThe Fortune Teller (voice)
2022·
Post Modern MinionWaiter (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
2022·
HellblazersRick
2021·
Sing 2Additional Voices (voice)
2020·
ButterBilly
Additional Voices (voice)
Narrator
Coffee Shop Manager (voice)
Additional voices (voice)
2018·
The GrinchAdditional Voices (voice)
2017·
Three-Legged RaceScrooge McDuck (voice)
2017·
The Emoji MovieAdditional Voices (voice)
2017·
Merry & ScaryDagobert Duck (voice)
2017·
Despicable Me 3Additional Voice (voice)
G. Alexander
2016·
Pete's DragonElliot the Dragon (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
2016·
SmotheredJohn Kassir
Scrooge McDuck / Additional Voices (voice)
2015·
MinionsAdditional Voices (voice)
2013·
Monsters UniversityAdditional Voices (voice)
General Fallon's Small Head
2013·
The Smurfs 2Crazy Smurf (voice)
The Cryptkeeper (voice)
Marco (voice)
2011·
The SmurfsCrazy Smurf (Voice)
2011·
Monster Mutt2010·
Nothing SpecialMarty
The Joker
Dugly Uckling/Kung Pao Bunny
Additional Voices (voice)
Chuck
2008·
ChannelsWalter
2007·
Adventure TimeIce King (voice)
P.A. Voice / Additional Voices (voice)
2006·
American ScaryHimself / 'Cryptkeeper'
Raymond "Ray" Rocket (Voice)
Ralph Wiley / Uncle Sam
2006·
The WildAdditional Voice (voice)
Chey (voice)
2005·
Dr. RageMoe Moebius
Ray Rocket (voice)
Quint
2003·
Far From HomeWinston (voice)
Rocky / Armando (voice)
Raymundo Rocket / Spectator / Announcer (voice)
Concerge / Bartender / Border Guard (voice)
2002·
RitualThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
2001·
The JobWinston (voice)
2000·
The Three StoogesShemp Howard
1999·
The Amanda ShowCarl Klutz
Crypt Keeper (voice)
1998·
Jelly's DayHargus
Meeko (voice) (uncredited)
Scuttlebutt (voice)
Ray Palmer / The Atom
1996·
Boston CommonFrankie
1996·
Malcolm & Eddie1996·
Spy HardRancor Guard at Intercom
1996·
Bordello of BloodThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
1996·
Encino WomanJean Michel
Buster Bunny (voice)
1995·
CyberTracker 2Tripwire
Herman (voice)
Crypt Keeper (voice)
1995·
CasperThe Crypt Keeper (voice)
Igor
1995·
PocahontasMeeko (voice)
1994·
DuckmanHaman (voice)
Buster Bunny (voice)
1993·
Rocko's Modern Life1990·
Dream OnChuck
1983·
No York City