WHAT A MESS! (1995)

What a Mess!
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What a Mess!
Comedy
March 30, 1995
Russian
2h 23m
Russia
Mosfilm
$1,200,000

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Cast & Characters

Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Krolikova

Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Sergey Batalov

Lieutenant

Rolan Bykov

Brilliant's buyer

Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich

Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev

Nonna Mordyukova

Registry Office Worker

Sergei Artsybashev

Registry Office Worker

Evgeniy Gerchakov

Director of the Orchestra

Arkadiy Koval

TV Announcer

Irina Apeksimova

Step performer

Valery Nikolaev

Step performer

Valery Afanasyev

Geologist Anatoliy Ivanov

Sergey Gabrielyan

Geologist Ravil Beliletdinov

Tatyana Kravchenko

Geologist Bronislava Rosenbaum

Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier

Crew

Timur Kogan

Original Music Composer

Vadim Alisov

Director of Photography

Aleksandr Litvinov

Executive Producer