WHAT A MESS! (1995)

What a Mess!
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What a Mess!
Comedy
March 30, 1995
Russian
2h 23m
Russia
Mosfilm
$1,200,000

The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.

Cast & Characters

Valeriy Garkalin

Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow

Vera Alentova

Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow

Inna Churikova

Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova

Leonid Kuravlyov

USA ambassador

Lyubov Polishchuk

Jennifer, Ambassador's wife

Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy

Ambassador's bodyguard

Irina Apeksimova

Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory

Sergey Batalov

lieutenant

Igor Ugolnikov

Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich

Yuriy Chernov

Suitcase carrier

Rolan Bykov

Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer

Vladimir Menshov

Russian President / Commentator on TV

Oleg Tabakov

Sukhodrishchev

Mikhail Kokshenov

Ambassador's bodyguard

Nonna Mordyukova

Registry Office Worker

Valery Nikolaev

Step performer

Vsevolod Sanayev

music lover

Oleg Efremov

Nikolay Grigoryevich

Crew

Timur Kogan

Original Music Composer

Vadim Alisov

Director of Photography

Aleksandr Litvinov

Executive Producer