WHAT A MESS! (1995)

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What a Mess!
Comedy
March 30, 1995
Russian
2h 23m
Russia
Mosfilm
$1,200,000
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Cast & Characters
Valeriy Garkalin
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Vera Alentova
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
Inna Churikova
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
Leonid Kuravlyov
USA ambassador
Lyubov Polishchuk
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
Aleksandr Pankratov-Chyornyy
Ambassador's bodyguard
Irina Apeksimova
Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
Sergey Batalov
lieutenant
Igor Ugolnikov
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Lev Borisov
Mafiosi
Aleksei Buldakov
pilot
Yuriy Chernov
Suitcase carrier
Rolan Bykov
Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Vladimir Menshov
Russian President / Commentator on TV
Armen Dzhigarkhanyan
Kozyulski
Oleg Tabakov
Sukhodrishchev
Anatoliy Kuznetsov
Father
Mikhail Kokshenov
Ambassador's bodyguard
Nonna Mordyukova
Registry Office Worker
Valery Nikolaev
Step performer
Vsevolod Sanayev
music lover
Yevgeni Vesnik
Doctor
Pyotr Merkuryev
Meloman
Oleg Efremov
Nikolay Grigoryevich
Boris Smorchkov
General
Crew
Vladimir Menshov
Director
Vladimir Menshov
Writer
Andrei Samsonov
Writer
Vitaly Moskalenko
Writer
Timur Kogan
Original Music Composer
Vadim Alisov
Director of Photography
Vladimir Dostal
Producer
Aleksandr Litvinov
Executive Producer