A COMMENDABLE YET TERRIBLY CONCEIVED HEIST FOR AN EXPENSIVE SPOON (2023)

After contemplating his pathetic life whilst staring at a turned off TV, Geoff decides to steal a £375,000,000.46 spoon from Banbury Police Headquarters with his equally pathetic friend, Fil. However, a powerful Detective Inspector learns of the missing spoon and plans to arrest the criminals that took it, even if he has to kill everyone in Banbury to do it.