FIT LADS (2009)

Britain, Napoleon once famously said, was a nation of shopkeepers. Not any longer though. Nowadays it's very much a nation of hoodie-wearing, cock-sucking chavs and white-socked, ass-banging scallies, as this fabulous portrayal of modern-day Manchester more than ably demonstrates. Director Zack Hadley brings together eight of the hottest lads from the "bling generation" for a spunk-inducing, ball-draining fiesta.